[Image description: Three panel comic.
First panel: Man and woman looking at a computer screen.
Woman: What is that?
Man: I’ve implemented a generic, threadsafe lazy-loading helper class!
Second panel: Same scene.
Woman: You mean like the built-in Lazy<…> class?
Man: Uh…
Third panel: A keyboard. The woman’s finger is reaching for the Del key.
Man: Well, as long as I’ve written it anyway…
Woman: Nuh-uh.]